Alone, in all that space? Not likely. Just do the numbers: Several hundred billion stars in our galaxy, hundreds of billions of galaxies in the observable universe, and 150 planets spied already in the immediate neighborhood of the sun. That should make for plenty of warm, scummy little ponds where life could come together to begin billions of years of evolution toward technology-wielding creatures like ourselves. From the primordial soup to Photoshop madness, look how far we have come. . . . . . What do you think? Please leave a comment.
When your family is murdered by Ninja's there's only one thing you can do! Sale yourself or your possessions, I choose to sell my speedo's, if your interested make me an offer. This degrading picture was created by Badman, Thanks for helping me get over the death of my family, oh if anybody see's any Ninja's hanging around your neighborhood call me, I have revenge on my mind and it will not be pretty.
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Well here it is my 3rd and final entry for my spoofworld competition.
I went to Las Vegas once and the cows really are as big as houses. The jackpots are also very big, not that i won any money, more like lost some and then lost some more. I can recommend the Circus Circus Hotel, and before you ask, yes it does have a circus in the hotel, and a Mac Donalds and 3 pools etc, it's as massive as the animals that roam the streets. So just remember when you visit Vegas watch out for the wild life, you don't want to be trodden on now do you!
My interest in space has inspired me to create this little number, my 2nd entry. The Mars Pathfinder spacecraft landed on the surface of Mars on July 4, 1997. I remember it well, the Lander camera and instruments returned data on the Mars atmosphere and surrounding terrain in an ancient floodplain in the Ares Vallis region. The Pathfinder became the first micro-rover to operate on another planet, analyzing rocks and soils and testing new rover technology for use in future planetary exploration. Unfortunately Pathfinder will never come back to earth as its been clamped, bloody clamper's! Just remember, those signs are there for a reason, ignore them at your peril.
My first entry for the spoofworld competition No2, I felt i had to do something quick, so here it is. Taken from an original picture of me on the beach about to go skimmer boarding "one of my many hobbies". I guess the competition has officailly started, if you want in, then get a move on. The clock is ticking, get you entries to me so i can post them here. If it's photoshop your interested in them send me your images (use the sign below) keep em coming, lets see if someone can whoop Badmans ass, bring it on! Click on the pictures for the full size view.
BADMAN's 3 competition entries
Badman has been at it again, he just gets better and better. Those worth1000 tutorials are coming in handy i see! I'm very impressed mate. I would like to point out that there are still three weeks to go for this competition, so if you think you can compete with this image you better get to work. C'mon damo, no entries from you yet? I'd better get busy myself, it's a tuff one to beat but i think i can do some of my Photoshop magic and compete! Watch this space.
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carlrogers@spoofworld.co.uk closing date 29th April 2006.