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Friday, August 04, 2006
Spoofworld Is LIVE, now you can STITCH up your mates
Friday, May 19, 2006
Flaming Moe's
Wow, it's like there's a party in my mouth and everybody's invited! Facts about Moe.
occupation
surly, two-faced owner of Moe's Tavern
specializes in serving:
Duff Beer
cocktail mixing skills:
virtually nonexistent
trusts:
no one
serves drinks on the house:
never (error, see beer on the house)
bane of his existence:
Bart Simpson and his regular prank calls asking for such fictitious bar patrons as Jacques Strap, I.P. Freely, B.O. Problem and Amanda Huggenkiss
heritage:
claims his forefathers were bartenders to the Czar
surly, two-faced owner of Moe's Tavern
specializes in serving:
Duff Beer
cocktail mixing skills:
virtually nonexistent
trusts:
no one
serves drinks on the house:
never (error, see beer on the house)
bane of his existence:
Bart Simpson and his regular prank calls asking for such fictitious bar patrons as Jacques Strap, I.P. Freely, B.O. Problem and Amanda Huggenkiss
heritage:
claims his forefathers were bartenders to the Czar
Sunday, April 23, 2006
Are we alone in the universe!
Alone, in all that space? Not likely. Just do the numbers: Several hundred billion stars in our galaxy, hundreds of billions of galaxies in the observable universe, and 150 planets spied already in the immediate neighborhood of the sun. That should make for plenty of warm, scummy little ponds where life could come together to begin billions of years of evolution toward technology-wielding creatures like ourselves. From the primordial soup to Photoshop madness, look how far we have come. . . . . . What do you think? Please leave a comment.Speedo's for sale or rent.
When your family is murdered by Ninja's there's only one thing you can do! Sale yourself or your possessions, I choose to sell my speedo's, if your interested make me an offer. This degrading picture was created by Badman, Thanks for helping me get over the death of my family, oh if anybody see's any Ninja's hanging around your neighborhood call me, I have revenge on my mind and it will not be pretty. http://www.thelifeandtimesofbadman.blogspot.com/ Las Vegas Grid Lock
Well here it is my 3rd and final entry for my spoofworld competition. I went to Las Vegas once and the cows really are as big as houses. The jackpots are also very big, not that i won any money, more like lost some and then lost some more. I can recommend the Circus Circus Hotel, and before you ask, yes it does have a circus in the hotel, and a Mac Donalds and 3 pools etc, it's as massive as the animals that roam the streets. So just remember when you visit Vegas watch out for the wild life, you don't want to be trodden on now do you!
Thursday, April 06, 2006
LOST IN SPACE
My interest in space has inspired me to create this little number, my 2nd entry. The Mars Pathfinder spacecraft landed on the surface of Mars on July 4, 1997. I remember it well, the Lander camera and instruments returned data on the Mars atmosphere and surrounding terrain in an ancient floodplain in the Ares Vallis region. The Pathfinder became the first micro-rover to operate on another planet, analyzing rocks and soils and testing new rover technology for use in future planetary exploration. Unfortunately Pathfinder will never come back to earth as its been clamped, bloody clamper's! Just remember, those signs are there for a reason, ignore them at your peril. Wednesday, April 05, 2006
Life's a beach
My first entry for the spoofworld competition No2, I felt i had to do something quick, so here it is. Taken from an original picture of me on the beach about to go skimmer boarding "one of my many hobbies". I guess the competition has officailly started, if you want in, then get a move on. The clock is ticking, get you entries to me so i can post them here. If it's photoshop your interested in them send me your images (use the sign below) keep em coming, lets see if someone can whoop Badmans ass, bring it on! Click on the pictures for the full size view.Badman Strikes Again
BADMAN's 3 competition entries
Badman has been at it again, he just gets better and better. Those worth1000 tutorials are coming in handy i see! I'm very impressed mate. I would like to point out that there are still three weeks to go for this competition, so if you think you can compete with this image you better get to work. C'mon damo, no entries from you yet? I'd better get busy myself, it's a tuff one to beat but i think i can do some of my Photoshop magic and compete! Watch this space.
EMail your entries to carlrogers@spoofworld.co.uk closing date 29th April 2006.
EMail your entries to carlrogers@spoofworld.co.uk closing date 29th April 2006.
Monday, March 27, 2006
Blank Sign Competition
Spoofworld Competition No2.
(The theme is Advertising, what would you advertise?)
Because of the success of the first spoofworld competition I have decided to run another one. Use this picture to create your image, anything goes (no obscene stuff) use your imagination people. There's another prize up for grabs so do your thing and get to work. The closing date is Saturday 29th April 2006 so you have one full month to impress. You are limited to 3 entries per person this time, that's it! I look forward to seeing what your capable of, have fun.
Post all entries to carlrogers@spoofworld.co.uk
Sunday, March 19, 2006
THE BEER HUNTER
The long awaited sequel to the 1978 classic, The Deer Hunter has finally been made. THE BEER HUNTER is storywriter/producer/director Michael Cimino's epic about beer and friendship - and only his third film (following Thunderbolt and Lightfoot (1974). It is a powerful, disturbing and compelling look at drunken nights out, through the lives of five English friends in a small city before, during, and after the night before. The aftermath of the drinking and its physical and psychological effects upon the five male participants in the bar and those left at home (wives, families, and friends). Only one of the five survives physically intact, but all of them emerge irrevokably changed, especially Mat. You will cry, laugh, cringe and maybe even look away at times, but one thing is for sure, you wont want to miss this one. At cinema's across the country from Friday it's a must see, well worth a look.Saturday, March 18, 2006
Badman takes the prize
Badman (Spoofmaster)Here's what Badman had to say.
I know that “their all winners” is a phrase that is normal used in reference to the Special Olympics , but in this case it is quite relevant. In a smoky pub in Southampton the artists were sitting in nervous silence, except Damo! A few drinks had been consumed to easy the tension and stress. The nerves were not for the out come of the comp but for the fact that one of us may have to carry a kayak or body board all the way home from town! The host and judge, a lovely blond lady that Carl had some how managed to persuade to do the honours was showing more nerves than the nominees.
Any way the time had come, in reverse order the winners were.
Any way the time had come, in reverse order the winners were.
3rd the simpsons by Carl,
2nd Mandela by Damo,
1st I bet you look good on the dance floor (two giraffes) by me. Yahoo!
Well I would like to thank my parents for bringing me into this world (even though they have been cursing them self’s ever since) my art teachers from first and middle school who saw the talent in me, and tried their hardest to bring it out. Though I tried my hardest to keep it locked away in my lazy shell. Also a special thank you to my warped and some times obscure sense of humour that I always find funny, but does sometimes bring the kind of look from people that they normally reserve for doggy poo on their shoe! Carl, for posting the comp in the first place and the prize of the statue. (Thank you. I’m so glad it wasn’t the flashing Mac)
That’s it really, except tears more tears and some additional tears.
I thank every one again, thank you!
The statue has now taken pride of place on my mantle, as you can see from the pic above. If any one would like a signed photo of me with the Roger’s (like the Oscars) then drop me an e-mail and I will send it through for a small sum of money or beer or make me an offer!
Be nice or if not don’t let anyone catch you being bad!
It's a tuff one!
Two more
entries the 1st from Damian, nice tape! The 2nd from Badman, having a bad face day. Are there any late entries to come? Closing time is 12 noon, it's going to be a tuff one. . . . . . . .Friday, March 17, 2006
The judging begins
The judging is underway. Who will be the winner? Find out tomorrow when the winner will be announced. Some fine efforts have been submitted so far, but only one can take the prize, who will be the lucky one! who will become the first to win the title of spoofmaster for March 2006. Tune in tomorrow for the latest news. . . . . . Good luck to all who have entered.
Wednesday, March 15, 2006
Please sir can i have some more!
There's a new Simpson in town
Did this man really shoot Kennedy Photoshop Competition (3 day's to go)
I had to add a few more entries for the competition, with only 3 day's to go until the winner is announced, time is running out. Thanks to all (Damian & Badman) for the entries so far. Will there be a late entry that takes the prize! Probably not! but hey who cares, it's been fun. Saturday 18th March is the dead line, so if you think you have what it takes, bring it on. . . . . . .
post your entries to carlrogers@spoofworld.co.uk
Hot Hot Hot Could this be the WINNER?
Love is in the air.
Another entry, this time from Badman, a great piece of work. Looks like he's spent a lot of time on this one.
Any comments welcome.
I'm very impressed, I think Badman has finally found something he is good at! Drinking beer with his tongue I mean! Oh and your skills are growing stronger on the photoshop front as well master. . . . . . . . . . .
Monday, March 13, 2006
The competition heats up
My first entry, Badman sure does like to relax in the bath. I wonder what his other hand is doing! Football/Xbox/Beer the three main things that Badman loves. . . . oh and painting his toe's.Keep em coming people.
The first Entries (SPOOFWORLD COMPETITION)
Yet another fine bit of work from Damian www.bloodygravity.blogspot.com
Will one of these images be the winner? We will have to wait and see who else enters the competition before the prize is awarded.
Great stuff D keep it up.
Saturday, March 11, 2006
Photoshop Competition (Spoof)
Photoshop Competition.
Here we go, the first of many spoof competitions. Use this image to create a masterpiece in photoshop. Let's see what you budding artists can come up with! Do your worst.
The winner will be judged on the 18th March 2006. You have one week to come up with a spoof picture, let the games begin.
There's a mystery prize up for grabs!! ??????
Friday, March 10, 2006
This one's for you Tuppy
The 5lb Perch (Nice!)G'day mate, this one is for you Tuppy, show me your best catch! No sharks!
Is there anybody out there!
Come on people, send me a picture of a friend carlrogers@spoofworld.co.uk and let me work some magic on them. Go on give it a try.You can also advertise on this site for free! https://adwords.google.com/select/OnsiteSignupLandingPage?client=ca-pub-9595234768971931&referringUrl=http://www.spoofworld.blogspot.com/&hl=en&gl=FR
Wednesday, March 08, 2006
Where Are They Now!
Hero to Zero
Champion Bob
Circus Sideshow Bob
The British gymnast Bob Masters is arguably the most recognisable name in the sport. He shot to international stardom at the tender age of 15 at the 1976 Montreal Olympics where He became the first Olympic gymnast to score a perfect 10, winning the Gold. Like many young superstars Bob struggled with the intense pressure of his fame. There were constant concerns about his weight gains. In 1978 he was admitted to hospital after drinking 20 pints of London Pride bitter, and there were rumours he had attempted to fly from a 7 storey balcony whilst drunk. He slowly slipped into drink and became a heavy drinker by the age of 18. It's a very sad story and it just goes to show, that you can be at the top of your game and fall to the bottom of the pile in a few short years.
Bob Masters can now be found touring with a circus freak show in the deep south of the USA. Instead of spending 12 hours a day in the gym, he now spends 22 hours a day laying in a bath of lions piss. His freakish co-workers scrub him with a 6 foot brush that is normally used to clean out the elephants dung from the main circus ring. He's engaged to a 2 foot midget called Matilda who tells me he's all man, in every department! They plan to marry next year and would like to have many children together, GOOD LUCK with the children thing! You freakin Freaks. . . . . . .
Tuesday, March 07, 2006
From Riches to Rags
Phil Horrocks
When approached for money, I feel the transaction is a little one sided in that basically homeless people just make the statement 'got any spare change' and you either fork it over or not. If I were approached and was given an interesting anecdote/saying/quote/fact/trivial titbit, I would be happy to fork over a few coins. There are some that really are nice people.
Mr Horrocks above is one of them, he made the cover of the Big Issue becuse of his cheeky chappy humour! He will tell you a joke for 5 pence, or he'll show you a magic trick for a fag. Phil has to be one of the most loveable homeless people on the streets of Southampton. So if you happen to bump into him, check your pockets, he will probably have your fags and wallet away. He's a funny guy, you should have sympathy for those less fortunate than yourself. But if he picks you pockets give him one from me, bloody bum. . . . .
Sunday, March 05, 2006
Absolutley Fabulous
Mr & Mrs Rogers were eating in a restaurant when the Mrs Rogers looks and sees a man in a drunken stupor.
Mr Rogers asks "I notice you've been watching that man for some time now. Do you know him?"
"Yes" she replies, "He's my ex-husband, and has been drinking like that since I left him seven years ago."
"That's remarkable" Mr Rogers replies, "I wouldn't think anybody could celebrate that long."
Thank to http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/abfab for the image.
Saturday, March 04, 2006
Film Review of the Month
Imagine having to win over the girl of your dreams... every friggin' day.
If the guitar is your preferred instrument, it shouldn't take long.
"50 First Dates is not hideous. It's not horrible. It's not very good, either, but it won't make you want to go out and hurt someone from how bad it is, because it's not that bad." It's like a Valentine’s Day present from Adam Sandler – if he hated us, each and every one of us.
If the guitar is your preferred instrument, it shouldn't take long.
"50 First Dates is not hideous. It's not horrible. It's not very good, either, but it won't make you want to go out and hurt someone from how bad it is, because it's not that bad." It's like a Valentine’s Day present from Adam Sandler – if he hated us, each and every one of us.
I give this movie 4/10.
The Single Man
Going on a date? Some advice and information for the single man.
1. Girls enjoy always having something kind of wrong, like a headache or cramping or something. Remember: No matter how bad it sounds, she’s going to outlive you.
2. If you have something to hide, she’ll find it.
3. The most painless way to end an argument: Let her win.
4. An online dating service’s survey found that a woman’s ideal man has brown hair and blue eyes.
5. Women often cite manhandling of breasts as the biggest foreplay turn off. So leave the breasts alone, especially on the first date.
6. It never hurts to say you're sorry, even if you don't mean it.
7. Female serial killers tend to use poison rather than guns or knives.
8. Don't take a woman to a concert you really want to see—she'll just want to leave early.
9. She hates your Xbox more than she lets on. Blow her off for some gaming and she’ll soon stop wasting time on a dork like you.
10. When a woman tells you her problems, she does not want you to offer solutions, just listen and nod, that's it.
1. Girls enjoy always having something kind of wrong, like a headache or cramping or something. Remember: No matter how bad it sounds, she’s going to outlive you.
2. If you have something to hide, she’ll find it.
3. The most painless way to end an argument: Let her win.
4. An online dating service’s survey found that a woman’s ideal man has brown hair and blue eyes.
5. Women often cite manhandling of breasts as the biggest foreplay turn off. So leave the breasts alone, especially on the first date.
6. It never hurts to say you're sorry, even if you don't mean it.
7. Female serial killers tend to use poison rather than guns or knives.
8. Don't take a woman to a concert you really want to see—she'll just want to leave early.
9. She hates your Xbox more than she lets on. Blow her off for some gaming and she’ll soon stop wasting time on a dork like you.
10. When a woman tells you her problems, she does not want you to offer solutions, just listen and nod, that's it.
Mark's Angels
What do you get when you have three beautiful crimefighting ladies and knowledge of photoshop? That's right, the perfect spoof, these boyz are gorgeous.
Art work by Badman 2006, cheers Mark.
Friday, March 03, 2006
Swimming in the sea is dangerous!
Lives! How! He must be the luckiest man in the world!
Unlike these two muppets.Sharks will eat anything that looks like food no matter how bad it tastes.
Be warned, swimming doesn't kill people sharks do. . ..Idiots
Hey You!
www.spoofworld.co.uk Coming Soon
It's just a matter of time before you can spoof your pals, happy days ahead.Wild Boy
Wild BoyWildsy is currently enjoying the spot light of his new found fame. He's been voted, by the readers of In Touch magazine, as the world’s sexiest man of 2006.
He loves nothing more than to lounge around playing computer games whilst enjoying the feel of a hard joy stick in his manly hands. Mr Wilds is a great entertainer, his greatest performance to date was re-enacting 'Relight my fire' originally performed by his favourite boy band Take That. He is now living the high life in San Francisco as a gay porn actor. You go bad boy, you got it going on!
He loves nothing more than to lounge around playing computer games whilst enjoying the feel of a hard joy stick in his manly hands. Mr Wilds is a great entertainer, his greatest performance to date was re-enacting 'Relight my fire' originally performed by his favourite boy band Take That. He is now living the high life in San Francisco as a gay porn actor. You go bad boy, you got it going on!
She's a babe and I love her
I was attracted to her big eye's and her even bigger lips, she's my lady. Love you Shezza x
It's me, do your worst
OK here I am, It's me, Crazylegsrogers. If you would like to steal this image (with my permision) and F**k me up, then that's entirely up to you. Go on I dare ya, photoshop my ass, you know you want to. Another Thursday night has past
I may not have scored many goals last night! But the Crazylegsrogers was most definatley in da house. Roll on next week.Note to self "practice more and it will come, must pass more".
Mr Smooth
Caught ya Sheedy, you dog. . . . . . . Just another date ay!!You go to some dodgy places, keep em peeled, you never know when the paparazzi are watching.
Where are they now!
Duran Duran are an electronic pop-rock band, often classified into the aggregate "80s rock" genre and notable for a long series of catchy, synthesizer-driven hit singles and vivid music videos. They are still often identified as an Eighties band despite continuous recording over their twenty-plus year history. Paul Le Sheedy (lead vocals), Nick Rhodes, Andy Taylor, John Taylor and Roger Taylor are currently on tour and spoofworld caught up WITH them. I wanted to ask Paul Le Sheedy how he managed to keep his good looks all this time! He answered by telling me "You always have to look your best just in case the paparazzi are hiding round the corner". "I try to keep my hair in good condition by using L'Oreal kid’s watermelon shampoo- it smells out of this world! and it really works for me". He went on to say "Also my skin care products, Skin Firming Gel from Skin Energizer is like a face lift in a bottle, it's great you should try it". I often use my Sisters Boots No7 concealer to cover the spots on the back of my neck. Clinique fake tan is one of my favourites, it give you that sexy glow all over. Yeah what ever Sheedy, get a life da. . . Anyway you can see Sheedy Duran performing outside a WHSmiths near you soon. The City Precinct tour begins this summer so look out for it, I know I won’t. . . .
Public Warning
Master Paul SheedyIf you ever come across this person in a dark alley in the dead of night, don't run, just back away slowly, and don't look into his eye's. As you can see from the picture, the eye's are crazy with a capital C. If you're unfortunate enough to see the crazy stare at close quarters, it's too late, forget it! Your F***ed. To date he has broken at least 600 ladies hearts and a couple of blokes too. His gaze will make you freeze, you'll be unable to move, unable to escape. If your very lucky he will ask you out on a date or offer to buy you a drink or two, before pouncing on you and having his wicked way with you. All I can advise is hang in there, don't resist and what ever you do don't run! Believe me when you see those giant man boobs coming towards you in slow motion you'll want to run. . . . just try to resist, he's harmless enough. Last seen livin it large in the Southampton area, you have been warned. Run! don't Run! It's your choice!! KEEP SAFE.
Thursday, March 02, 2006
It's a spoof thing
Just follow the sign. . . .www.worth1000.com
Sunday, February 26, 2006
THURSDAY just wouldn't be the same
CRAZY LEGS ROGERS
Thursday nights action shot.
Bring it on, I'll open up a can of CRAZY on ya, oh yeah!! Class on the grass.
A great crazy goal requires raw talent of the highest order, a little bit of crazy goes a long long long way.
PIN UP or F*** UP
Meet Mark, also known as Mark funtime Haylor, AKA Badman.
Mark is a self proclaimed time waster, spending 8 days a week 25 hours a day on his computer trying to take over the planet. In his spare time, what little he has, he goes to work. Where he finds the time I'll never know. He is my Web Master, until i find a better one that is! Only joking! This boyz magazine cover was created by Badman himself. He obviously enjoys fruit, you can tell he eats good healthy foods from the bags around the eyes. I know what your thinking, he must work out quite often in his bedroom, that body is to die for, just check out those pecks. Keep up the good work Badman, keep em coming, the spoofs I mean. . . . .
Genius or crazy man
Meet Damain, You can check out his genius at HTTP://bloodygravity.blogspot.com/
Damian is a genius in his own right. He can make a grown man fall to his knees and cry for mercy with his quick wit and comedy tallents. Crying has never felt so good for so many. As a good friend of his, I'm sure he won't mind me putting him out there for all to see.
Let the pictures do the talking.
Being on the front cover of Time magazine would be a dream come true for D, so here you go. It's not every day you can say that you made a persons dream a reality now is it. In spoofworld anything is possible and anything can happen (watch this space).
What is SPOOFWORLD all about
Spoofworld is coming soon and i would like to share some of my work. All the spoof images you see are created using photoshop. The professional standard in desktop digital imaging.
Adobe® Photoshop® CS2 software, the professional image-editing standard and leader of the Photoshop digital imaging line, delivers more of what you crave. Groundbreaking creative tools help you achieve extraordinary results. Unprecedented adaptability lets you custom-fit Photoshop to the way you work. And with more efficient editing, processing, and file handling, there's no slowing you down. This gallery show you what you can create using your imagination, for fun or for art projects. Welcme to spoofworld, my world and maybe some day, your world, enjoy!
