SPOOFWORLD Stitch up your mates! visit www.spoofworld.co.uk coming soon JULY 2006.

Here's what Badman had to say.

I know that “their all winners” is a phrase that is normal used in reference to the Special Olympics , but in this case it is quite relevant. In a smoky pub in Southampton the artists were sitting in nervous silence, except Damo! A few drinks had been consumed to easy the tension and stress. The nerves were not for the out come of the comp but for the fact that one of us may have to carry a kayak or body board all the way home from town! The host and judge, a lovely blond lady that Carl had some how managed to persuade to do the honours was showing more nerves than the nominees.
Any way the time had come, in reverse order the winners were.

3rd the simpsons by Carl,
2nd Mandela by Damo,
1st I bet you look good on the dance floor (two giraffes) by me. Yahoo!

Well I would like to thank my parents for bringing me into this world (even though they have been cursing them self’s ever since) my art teachers from first and middle school who saw the talent in me, and tried their hardest to bring it out. Though I tried my hardest to keep it locked away in my lazy shell. Also a special thank you to my warped and some times obscure sense of humour that I always find funny, but does sometimes bring the kind of look from people that they normally reserve for doggy poo on their shoe! Carl, for posting the comp in the first place and the prize of the statue. (Thank you. I’m so glad it wasn’t the flashing Mac)
That’s it really, except tears more tears and some additional tears.

I thank every one again, thank you!

The statue has now taken pride of place on my mantle, as you can see from the pic above. If any one would like a signed photo of me with the Roger’s (like the Oscars) then drop me an e-mail and I will send it through for a small sum of money or beer or make me an offer!
Be nice or if not don’t let anyone catch you being bad!