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The British gymnast Bob Masters is arguably the most recognisable name in the sport. He shot to international stardom at the tender age of 15 at the 1976 Montreal Olympics where He became the first Olympic gymnast to score a perfect 10, winning the Gold. Like many young superstars Bob struggled with the intense pressure of his fame. There were constant concerns about his weight gains. In 1978 he was admitted to hospital after drinking 20 pints of London Pride bitter, and there were rumours he had attempted to fly from a 7 storey balcony whilst drunk. He slowly slipped into drink and became a heavy drinker by the age of 18. It's a very sad story and it just goes to show, that you can be at the top of your game and fall to the bottom of the pile in a few short years.

Bob Masters can now be found touring with a circus freak show in the deep south of the USA. Instead of spending 12 hours a day in the gym, he now spends 22 hours a day laying in a bath of lions piss. His freakish co-workers scrub him with a 6 foot brush that is normally used to clean out the elephants dung from the main circus ring. He's engaged to a 2 foot midget called Matilda who tells me he's all man, in every department! They plan to marry next year and would like to have many children together, GOOD LUCK with the children thing! You freakin Freaks. . . . . . .